are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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