I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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