Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
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dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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