Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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