Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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