We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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