Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
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At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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