He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
My friends, they love my intelligence
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
