Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
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I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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