i barfeds in our rink
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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