Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
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Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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