I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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