I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
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It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
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Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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