In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
We had to coat check the pizza.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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