I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
