i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
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my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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