We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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