just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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