I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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