the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
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Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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