we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
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I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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