Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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