i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Randomize
