you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
