I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I have already put on my inside pants.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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