ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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