Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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