my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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