dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Randomize
