I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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