Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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