So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
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Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
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i think im in europe. pls send help
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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