Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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