I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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