its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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