yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
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Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
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Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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