the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
he fucked my hip out of place.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
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She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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