She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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