you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
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You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
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my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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