my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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