Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I feel great
I just peed on a car
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The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
dude. I can hear the air.
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