woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
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July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
third nipple confirmed
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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