i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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