Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
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Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
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