you turned your livingroom into a bong?
why do cheetos always look like penises
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
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I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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