i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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