Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
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