You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
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I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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