whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
My breasts were aching with rage.
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5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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