I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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