No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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