Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Randomize