Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Randomize
