If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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