About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
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Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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